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One does not become the world’s leading brand of sanitary replacement vaginas without ruffling a few feathers. In the early years, rival manufacturers, and no small number of clergy tried an amusing array of smear campaigns to take Bronson down a peg. We took a pounding for a little while, but with some good, old-fashioned persistence, Bronson managed to beat them off.

Here we see a vintage ad literally attempting to convince young women that Bronson would start them on a path to Hell. Ironically, this would later become the inspiration for our slogan; “You’ve Got a Friend Down There.”