WWII saw a significant shift in the vagina business. Heavy industry ramped up in service to the war effort, and Bronson was ready. However, many older models had to be redesigned to meet the demands of new restrictions on production priority and the realities of limited sourcing. Many of the older, all-brass models had to be redesigned, and whole production lines re-tooled for iron and steel.
Often, Bronson’s crack team of vagineers’ legendary ingenuity would turn these limitations into advantages. For example, the newer, steel models were not as prone to work-hardening with repeated pounding as the older brass vaginas, and hence remained relatively ductile, not growing as brittle over time. This resulted in fewer failures in the field, reducing the need for field maintenance. While this naturally resulted in some displeasure in the service industry that had built up around the products, it was nonetheless an excellent development for the overall bottom line.
Profits were further elevated by the need to supply an ever increasing quantity of retrogenital surrogates to troops stationed overseas as their ranks swelled, taxing local suppliers’ ability to handle the load. While helpful, the frequent air-drops of case upon case of replacement vaginas ordered by the military were barely enough to meet the expanding demand. After a brief period of confusion, various novel distribution channels were brought on line. For example, the USO was tapped to bring thousands of Bronson Vaginas to troops stationed in obscure regions as their supplies ran dry. There were reports that enemy troops, impressed with American gynodynamic engineering, routinely smuggled Bronson Vaginas across the lines for the exclusive use of Axis officers.
Ultimately, Bronson’s patriotic commitment to the war effort insured that the company emerged from those years stronger, and with a deeper grasp of their own strengths. Men across America flocked to Bronson to fill a new demand for a product with renewed vigor.
(Photo courtesy of the Reagan Library.)