Plenty of our customers ask if we ever intend to introduce a line of masculine retrogenital surrogates. At Bronson, we’re always looking toward the future.
However, management has concluded that masculine retrogenitals is a commodity market, where manufacturers pop up and then vanish once they’re spent. We gratefully ceded that territory to foreign imports in the 1970’s, leaving Chang’s Wangs with a firm grip they have yet to release. Be warned, however — when considering masculine surrogation, always consult with your nearest Bronson dealer to insure the model you choose, from the latest Chang’s Wang to a pre-owned, Eastern-European Vostok Pocket-Rocket, is compatible with your Bronson. If you don’t, the results can get messy.