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Bronson Vagina – A Deep History
Chapter 1 – The Early Years

Not much is known about our august founder, Enoch Bronson, before he launched the company that would bear his name, thus bringing vaginas out of obscurity, and into the modern world. He is recorded to have married one Veritus Roundy in 1846, the pair then settling on a sprawling farmstead in Agloe, NY. Previous to this there are scant hints in early newspaper clippings that Enoch spent some time as the pitch-man of a traveling medicine show touting the benefits of a new branch of corrective surgery known as “retrogenital surrogation” aimed at rendering the groins of the wealthy more efficient, easier to maintain, and considerably less offensive.

The Bronson family prospered in their little upstate village, and eventually grew to 4 healthy children, and 9 daughters. Despite numerous citations for threats to public decency, Enoch was elected Mayor of Agloe in 1857, serving for 5 years before a mysterious affliction made it difficult for him to continue.

Then, in 1863, partnering with his eldest son Jehosaphat, Enoch founded “Bronson & Sons’ Sanitary Replacement Vagina Company” with some attention from the local press.

Here we see the front page of the Agloe Ledger from July 30th, 1863…